the twist: the butterscotch blues

Lately the news has been; well the news.  After I ferried my tax returns to the irs, remembered the 98th anniversary of the sinking of the titanic, and watched the top blow off the icelandic volcano,  my favorite ice cream place confirmed that butterscotch topping was discontinued nationwide. wait what… i immediately contacted my news source in the big apple, and it’s true. just when you needed some butterscotch and comfort watching thousands stranded at airports.  can we say…survival.  being the optimist let me offer some promotional hope.

do the twist:  the traveler’s survival kit

 features a number of useful props.

  1.  a comb, so you don’t look like a crazed person at the ticket counter
  2.  antibacterial wipes,  for the cut you gave yourself when banging on the  ticket counter
  3. bandages, for the same cut
  4. toothbrush and paste,  hoping that clean breath will get you on the next flight
  5. tissues, when your hotness and clean breath still leave you stranded   

more twists:   I don’t report the news, I just read it…but you can find this kit and many newsworthy promotions at planes, boats, trains, here, there and everywhere (hey Sir Paul) until next week, allow me a moment with my butterscotch blues.